89 year old female, here for GI bleed. Tarry stools. Lots of fun. Anyway, the CNA and I were doing some cleanup.
The CNA had soaked a bunch of washcloths in rather warm water, and squeezed them out over her crotch to help get off some stool.
My patient says, "Oooh. That feels nice. I haven't had anything that hot down there in ages!"
It was all the CNA and I could do not to dissolve into giggles.